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alantip13
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSY!!! #sleepwithoneeyeopen#neversafe @mtippets21
sleepwithoneeyeopen - neversafe -
d_rump - anniegirl_ - sosterbind27 - teamtip -
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itsmeemilee
I am not one for sharing dreams because rarely do they make any sense and it always just leaves the other person confused. Today, I am breaking my rule because sometimes funny stuff just needs to be shared. Last weekend I wake up from this ridiculous dream that a baby bald eagle flys all over looking for someone to be his mother. He finally finds me and after a tell-all magazine article based on our story, I am then referred to as "America's Mother". I tell my adoring husband and his first response after hearing my seriousness about being "America's Mother" is..... "Bit of a stretch don't you think?" #rude #saywhat #youbetterrecognize #sleepwithoneeyeopen #winebeforebed @butter_n_cheese
sleepwithoneeyeopen - youbetterrecognize - saywhat - winebeforebed - rude -
windgatelane : That bald eagle should be so lucky!;)
darnelledenise - steph8084 - cecilylyon - senoritaceleste1 -
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oscarpawpi
I'm trying to sleep here.
nina.davidsen : πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’
macq_pomeranian : Like this :)
kerrie_xoxo123 : So cute x
gem_yorkiepoo : πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ’•
tisay0219 : @oscarpawpi ha ha ha sooo cuteπŸ’€βœ¨πŸ’€βœ¨πŸ’€
rowinachan : 😍 @yeungpakk
csokipufibulldog : πŸ’–
suzylyz : πŸ™‹πŸΆπŸ’‹
lola_basset - hillarymn - twtkukka - catheewithac -
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phanero
Rt now I'm so stuck on these Stalker version cover songs! Watching the show and love it's story and intense moments but as a fan of music, I'm so impressed with the music!! Right now my favorite is the Depeche Mode cover of Enjoy the Silence by Denmark & Winter! Check it out on YouTube or u can buy the "my baby" single on iTunes/Amazon http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaMASnsceXL16AvRc9Ghf7_09MrVZ9IYK #stalkertvshow #stalkercovers #watertowermusic #cbs #sleepwithoneeyeopen
cbs - watertowermusic - stalkertvshow - stalkercovers - sleepwithoneeyeopen -
tony_whittier - its_uncle_p_ - thats_lame -
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the_other_megann
Alright, @sadee_morris you got me. Its war now. #sleepwithoneeyeopen #youllneverseeitcoming #waitforit
sleepwithoneeyeopen - waitforit - youllneverseeitcoming -
sadee_morris : Hahahaha Hahahaha.. oh no, should I be scared?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
the_other_megann : @sadee_morris you should be. It may not happen today...or tomorrow...or a week from now...you'll never know...πŸ˜„
sadee_morris : Oh god πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
omgitswheels20 - 17makena17 -
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pagshag
I always sleep with one eye open when it's Christmas time. I have to inspect ALL presents going under the tree to check to see if my name is on them. #christmas #presents #sleepwithoneeyeopen #pom #pompom #pomeranian #pommy #pommie #sleeping #doglover #happyholidays
sleepwithoneeyeopen - pomeranian - pompom - doglover - pommy - sleeping - presents - pom - pommie - happyholidays - christmas -
loregaby : Aww cutie😘😘😍🐾❀️🐾❀️ good job baby πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜€
jayneeaddison : 😍😍😍 ohhhh pommie πŸ˜˜πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚
chip_dog : πŸ˜‰
joycelovescrochet : Sooooo sweet
cyaki24 : Sooo cuteπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž
buschypoopics : @pepelepew92
reve_amour : That winky face is too cute! 😘
meeko_pumpkin_kiwi : Haha, don't wanna miss anything exciting! :)
speedwagon_ - zantimm - roxchaotic - pakito_thespitz -
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lazlupo
us redheads gotta keep watch for one another #sleepwithoneeyeopen #dyingbreed #keepwatch #eyeseeyou
eyeseeyou - sleepwithoneeyeopen - dyingbreed - keepwatch -
stinky_rats : Meow! 😻
theorespect : ❀️
jfsalo : Prob the closest you will get to a pussy...cat 😘😘
dustinnbakerr - boochslap - emmanuel8318 - ryan.gregor -
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harderoli
•If I hAd My WaY, i'D sLiT yOuR tHrOaT wItH tHe KnIfE yOu LeFt In My BaCk• \Sleep With One Eye Open/ | Bring Me The Horizon | It Never Ends is my fave bmth song rn 0.0 It's so kewl oh NO SKEWL FUR ME TOMO AND FRIDAY, DOCTORS ORDERS YAASS cx @olobersykes @hannahpixiesnow @bmthofficial @kellinquinn @katelynnequinn @johnnieguilbert @veeoneeye @wegetscared @dropdeadofficial #follow #f4f #followme #TagsForLikes #ifb #followforfollow #follow4follow #teamfollowback #followher #followbackteam #itneverends #followall #followalways #followback #me #love #pleasefollow #follows #follower #sleepwithoneeyeopen #bmth #bringmethehorizon #Olisykes #oliversykes #oliversykesquotes #christmasfollowparty #christmasfollowtrain #followtrain #likesreturned
sleepwithoneeyeopen - love - oliversykesquotes - f4f - christmasfollowparty - followall - likesreturned - follower - bmth - followher - follow4follow - follow - followback - oliversykes - itneverends - me - followtrain - christmasfollowtrain - followforfollow - follows - teamfollowback - bringmethehorizon - tagsforlikes - pleasefollow - ifb - followbackteam - followalways - olisykes - followme -
tbhlaney : @olobersykes
harderoli : TytyπŸ’« @tbhlaney
nikki_bmth_ : Best. Username. Ever. 😱
harderoli : Tyty, my username gives me feels at night xD @nikki_bmth_
nikki_bmth_ : Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
michaeldalim - 9kvn - acathlaclothing - hold_me_till_may -
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mrsanderson5809
#milkdrunk #popeye #sleepwithoneeyeopen #lincolncashanderson #lincolnlog @mr_anderson007
milkdrunk - sleepwithoneeyeopen - lincolncashanderson - popeye - lincolnlog -
darling.manders : So cute!
jesianne_c - sully_cook - sunshine_valler611 - h_nicoleee -
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shey_the_magnificent
Lol #true #ornah #lmaooo #latinasbelike #spanishgirls #badtemper #attitude #attitudeproblem #itsok #justdontgotosleeptonight #sleepwithoneeyeopen #lol #sorrynotsorry
sleepwithoneeyeopen - ornah - justdontgotosleeptonight - attitudeproblem - badtemper - latinasbelike - lol - lmaooo - itsok - attitude - sorrynotsorry - spanishgirls - true -
shey_the_magnificent : Lol @rx7_b0y don't tell her that tho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is what my grandma used to be like @ocea_ knows lol
rx7_b0y : Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
ocea_ : Omg yessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ she would start trippin and then act like nothing happened πŸ˜‚
shey_the_magnificent : I know!! That was scary as crap!! I used to be like 😳😳 do you need medication or nah wit your bipolar behind smh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
shey_the_magnificent : And she would cuss you out real quick and then be like God bless you πŸ˜³πŸ˜©πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ocea_
ocea_ : Hahaha or u would be out with her doing something n she would cuss you out and then take you out to eatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ like was she confused or nahh😡😡😡
shey_the_magnificent : And have the nerve to be like just because of this doesn't mean I'm not still mad at you @ocea_ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ocea_ : Lmaoo right. Like if u mad why u buying me food? Let me go hungry πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
misslove_jones93 - _jadegabrielle - hollywoodspazzo - shandra.kendall -
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dani.milo
#freeletics #fuckitslegday #howbaddoyouwantit #sleepwithoneeyeopen #eatclean #militarypress_ashell #legday #prepare4war@gym
militarypress_ashell - sleepwithoneeyeopen - freeletics - legday - eatclean - fuckitslegday - howbaddoyouwantit - prepare4war -
jaanaa0801 - muckiii84 - nathaliedu - fabi_miller -
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kristeng83
He hates me #fatguyinalittlecoat #Ninja #sleepwithoneeyeopen
ninja - fatguyinalittlecoat - sleepwithoneeyeopen -
jaysullivan76 : Bah ha yo he does @kristeng83
tiratovar : You are going to turn him into grumpy cat lol @kristeng83
kristeng83 : He loves it!! Hahaha
tyklvana - browneyedgrl777 - jaysullivan76 - briitee -
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suzannewieber
Can anyone tell me why it's the most wonderful time of year?
sleepwithoneeyeopen -
bwiebss : because you are using the food processor as a blender
bwiebss : that's not how we play mom
suzannewieber : Guess again gookie
suzannewieber : Tbh it is how we play
bwiebss : tbr no it isn't and you have to tag me for me to see your response πŸ’ @suzannewieber get hip ratchet
pete_ripley : You're daughter calling you ratchet. πŸ‘Œ #goodnightnurse @suzannewieber
suzannewieber : Lol. Oh Brooke. I'll tag u alright #sleepwithoneeyeopen
suzannewieber : @bwiebss
bwiebss - kylep390 - loreleims - beckiamick -
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bikibiki00
MissyDoodle being a holiday creeper!
sleepwithoneeyeopen - missydoodle - christmastree - tabby - 9lives - holidays -
bikibiki00 : #MissyDoodle #tabby #ChristmasTree #Holidays #9lives
terig1031 : Lol!
jenziem : That made me chuckle
bikibiki00 : Hehe! @jenziem I was thinking... @trextrying and I should meet you and Lisa in LA early next year. You girls planning on heading over that way soon?
morselvi : #Ikeelyou
bikibiki00 : @morselvi #SleepWithOneEyeOpen or that look.. "If you bring one more dog into this house..."
jenziem : @bikibiki00 and @trextrying we love LA and would go anytime!!! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒβœˆοΈβœˆοΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
smarin0879 : This IS priceless! :)
mellysketto - yanielrmendez - trextrying - jenziem -
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grrwuf
Those people in the mural look like hard workers, but I stared at them for a really long time, and they didn't move once. #dontbelievethehype
sleepwithoneeyeopen - heartoftacoma - dontbelievethehype - project365 - tacomawa - mural - shihpoo - 253 - tacoma -
grrwuf : @momentousnature But the shihpoo is always watching! #sleepwithoneeyeopen
momentousnature : Then the workers are never working. πŸ˜‹
grrwuf : @scruffy_in_seattle That is because I am the attention-paying-est creature on this entire planet. Oooo, is that a butterfly? What was I doing again?
scruffy_in_seattle : I feel so safe in your hands πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜
love_lilou : Alle Bilder sind Sweet☺️😍
shihtzu_from_sweden : thats a great mural! we dont have pretty murals like that here, mommy wish we had. its real artwork mommy think :-)
shihtzu_from_sweden : hehe and funny to, you better keep an eye on them so they will start moving and work ;-)
chloe.and.stella : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just like workers on highways
mashe4asun - komidohope - juandrestrella - i_r_i_n_a_v -
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funkymonkey8907
#mcm #channingtatum #thoseeyes #hunk #lovehim #eyecandy
sleepwithoneeyeopen - mcm - thoseeyes - lovehim - hunk - channingtatum - eyecandy -
britt_dawn14 : Um please back up off my man mk? Thx @funkymonkey8907
funkymonkey8907 : @bee_mitch14 βœ‹ummm no betchhhh ! we will fight over him ! hahha
beautynmysoul : Ummm…I've had 1st dibs on this hottie for a long min!!! Back off!! 😘
funkymonkey8907 : girl just cause you're like what 15 years older than me doesn't mean you've crushed longer , I will fight til the death over this one ;))) #sleepwithoneeyeopen haha @beautynmysoul
beautynmysoul : Now now… no need to get so mean!! πŸ˜” But we got one problem… he is married!! 😭😭😭
funkymonkey8907 : I was just joking lol and hey ... so are you ! lol :P
beautynmysoul : I know!!! Lol… ❀️️ya! 😘
lhhunt17 - wild_eliz - britt_dawn14 - chelsee_lynn13 -
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julesgemini
#KikiRayDonavan #SleepWithOneEyeOpen
kikiraydonavan - sleepwithoneeyeopen -
alicia_m_mendoza - angguerrero - pholavha_ -
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thisismind_
~if I had it my way, I'd slit your throat with the knife you left in my back. All the shame, all this guilt, all this regret, that's me. I'm inside of you and this is your world fucking falling apart, mate from the inside out. Everything will fall at your feet, you got hell to pay// #bmth #bringmethehorizon #oliversykes #olisykes #sleepwithoneeyeopen #suicideseason #lyrics #bands #hell #regret #shame #guilt #aye #insane
insane - sleepwithoneeyeopen - suicideseason - lyrics - aye - bands - bringmethehorizon - shame - bmth - guilt - hell - olisykes - oliversykes - regret -
godworksout : The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan #atheism
happinessuntangled - joanas_duck_says_quack - poopmuncher_mcdonald - my.x.saviour -
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madmonkjoe
HE SEES WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING...visited the in-laws recently and always enjoy seeing their vintage Christmas stuff, this Santa doll was a Coca-Cola promotion from the 1950s. Sorta cute and creepy at the same time 😊😱 #Vintage #Christmas #SleepWithOneEyeOpen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - northcarolina - 1950s - funsanta - spooky - coke - creativedirector - creepysanta - instasanta - santa - santaclaus - cocacola - sogso - oldtimey - videographer - olddoll - greensboro - vintage - triadnc - nc - badsanta - christmastime - retro - saintnick - greensboronc - christmas - gso -
madmonkjoe : #Santa #santaClaus #1950s #retro #oldDoll #coke #cocaCola #saintNick #badSanta #funSanta #creepySanta #spooky #oldTimey #christmasTime #greensboro #greensboroNC #gso #soGSO #triadNC #nc #northCarolina #creativeDirector #videographer #instaSanta
schwartzlove : ❀️perfect
madmonkjoe : @lcfairrington - it appears your Bebe has its own Santa!
lcfairrington : @madmonkjoe I NEED THAT. πŸ˜‚
coca.cola.bottling - hookbuzz - ebbn_flow - episcotrinity -
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sud1129
Mother of the year award...I just accidentally did this to Joshua. Poor thing. Maybe I should stop trying to cut hair.
sleepwithoneeyeopen -
koleyyy : Oh my
koleyyy : #howmanybadhaircutsdoesittaketogetsusantostopdoingthistoherkids
koleyyy : Lol! You're on a roll Susie. In my lifetime there has to be over 10 bad haircuts I've seen you give your kids / your animals. Lol still love ya. (And you're still an awesome mom)
ellohri : This is so epic! ...And entertaining lol
karahillary : It's just hair, it will grow back soon! Maybe you should try to shave a design into the rest of it! πŸ˜„
sud1129 : Heather, ur fired. I'm cutting ur hair next. #sleepwithoneeyeopen
skoele24 - instagramtrevir - koleyyy - ellohri -
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erin7200
Snug as a bug in a rug 🐞 #caughtyaslippin #sleepwithoneeyeopen #sleepyheads #catnap #someoneneedstoworkaroundhere #lovemysweepyboys @p_aloysius
sleepwithoneeyeopen - ridgie - ridgebacksofinstagram - catnap - ridgeback - lovemysweepyboys - sleepyheads - someoneneedstoworkaroundhere - showmeyourridge - rhodesianridgeback - roscotheridgeback - caughtyaslippin -
erin7200 : #roscotheridgeback #rhodesianridgeback #ridgeback #ridgie #ridgebacksofinstagram
erin7200 : #showmeyourridge
lcraparo : He's such a sweet pup
peapott143 : Pauliqua and his naps πŸ‘±πŸ’€πŸ’€
carlyvlahos : Awwwww! P ❀️🐢
peapott143 - stephanielamison - gkron12 - brirenner215 -
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tune_o_233
Hanging around with the Dudes in Stuttgart! #doblydudes #monopeople #cm2014 #sleepwithoneeyeopen @ragnarripper @tedblonde
sleepwithoneeyeopen - doblydudes - monopeople - cm2014 -
ragnarripper : Beautiful wet couch Dolby revival
bung286 - matthias_thinnes - trommel_leo - sebastianschichel -
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candacemariexo
Its one of those days πŸ’€#goodmorning #fuckers #bmth #sleepwithoneeyeopen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - bmth - fuckers - goodmorning -
dns85 : That's some deep shit right here
optimusprimo249 : "get on your fucking knees, and cry me a fucking river"
thcnixon - yoelll - optimusprimo249 - spennyhalliwell9 -
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lifeslittlemeowments
Looks like someone hates getting his nails clipped... #Ozzie #Ozmatron #Ozman #nails #catstagram #cats #catsofinstagram #fresh #deathglare #tigerstripes #littletiger #grooming #ikeelyou #sleepwithoneeyeopen
ozmatron - ozman - littletiger - ikeelyou - catstagram - deathglare - tigerstripes - nails - catsofinstagram - cats - sleepwithoneeyeopen - fresh - grooming - ozzie -
xx_x_z - maverickdoingthings - lunarlight_the_cat - kenjikitten -
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sabrina_a13
Okay, we have so many memorable moments that I don't even know where to begin. I just know that you my fellow friend, have been with me through thick and thin since DA third gradeπŸ™Œ I am like your biggest fan and my life goal is just to have your autograph and thank god we go to the same school otherwise I wouldn't even know what would happen to me. With our band stories, our love for 🍊 and softball, and our devious pranks, I could not have asked for a better partner in crime. Happy birthday WOMAN
sleepwithoneeyeopen -
sabrina_a13 : @rchrdch πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ
gmasia : Hahahaaha srry
rchrdch : 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊@gmasia @sabrina_a13
gmasia : Sabrina u da best.
sabrina_a13 : U know it πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯😘 @gmasia
sabrina_a13 : @rchrdch 🍊 goin strong 😏 if u know what I meanπŸ˜‰
breezy1105 : #woman
sabrina_a13 : @breezy1105 #sleepwithoneeyeopen
noor_gxo - ayshagondal3 - mksahni_ -
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gummehbur
Sleep with one eye open #bmth #bringmethehorizon #bands #oli #jordanfish #sleepwithoneeyeopen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - bmth - bands - oli - jordanfish - bringmethehorizon -
darling_you_will_be_ok__ - lauren_ables14 - s.mash - alexa_loves_y0u -
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jmeow29
#nofilter #opps #sleepwithoneeyeopen #elfonashelf #prank #punked #roomatessuck #funny #saycheese #christmas #xmas
sleepwithoneeyeopen - opps - elfonashelf - funny - xmas - saycheese - punked - roomatessuck - nofilter - christmas - prank -
rod_gcortez : Lol
80boomer - oohsofancy - hillarynoeliz - thevickygreen -
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tune_o_233
New home till christmas... #work #cm2014 #müdwiesau #parttwodayone #sleepwithoneeyeopen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - mΓΌdwiesau - work - parttwodayone - cm2014 -
janbuegel - instagrannette - bung286 - lefuja -
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taylorr_kaitlynn
πŸ’€ if I had it my way I'd slit your throat with the knife you left in my back πŸ™Š #bmth #sleepwithoneeyeopen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - bmth -
bringkelshthehorizon : STAHP 😻😻 so perfect
wonde.rwall : you're hot as fuck so im taking your face. thanks babe
taylorr_kaitlynn : Omg do u see you!! 😍😍😍 definition of perfect baby! Oh and thanks for the stalk πŸ’• @wonde.rwall
wonde.rwall : thank yew😍😚😚 & you're welcomee😚 I fucking miss youu! sneak back in or some shit. :(
taylorr_kaitlynn : Or we could just chill one day 😹😘 txt me babe @wonde.rwall
madiaxe - dylanament23 - carnichapel - ciarahottle -
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ben_hobbs
One of the nurses gave me this white glove to wear and said now you're truly a rock star. She then said we aim to treat you like Michael Jackson. I'm now petrified, don't tell me things like that. #hassomeonegotahitonme #danger #sleepwithoneeyeopen
sleepwithoneeyeopen - cockvest - hassomeonegotahitonme - danger -
gravyvspackage : #Propofol!
ben_hobbs : @gravyvspackage #cockvest
dennisbenthiswookie - youngandsick - theprincerupert - drewmagid -
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jennaslowey1
Basically @c4rts1983 #Unlucky #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #Lazy πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ
unlucky - sleepwithoneeyeopen - lazy -
sammyralph : #misery
ebm1607 - stacenmace - wardyyyxx - sammyralph -
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jholcombe18
He's 9 😩 Mimi'ism of the day : "I don't care if you are 9. I will still punch you in your throat and poke you in your ribs." #sleepwithoneeyeopen #sistersarescary #herbowmightbetootight
herbowmightbetootight - sleepwithoneeyeopen - sistersarescary -
lynsey80 : Happy Happy Birthday sweet boy! 9 is a great age!
joellyncarter - danibob - lynsey80 - hdepratt -
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_8675309_
Set phasers to stun #tortie #restingbitchface #catsofinstagram #housecat #ilovemycat #bff #tortoiseshellcat #fatty #allshewantsisfood #charging #laser #lasereyes #bestcatever #cat #adopted #creepykitty #plottingmydeath #sleepwithoneeyeopen #soon
tortie - restingbitchface - sleepwithoneeyeopen - soon - tortoiseshellcat - lasereyes - allshewantsisfood - creepykitty - fatty - housecat - laser - bff - ilovemycat - plottingmydeath - catsofinstagram - bestcatever - adopted - cat - charging -
thatgirlwithdogs - todayincathistory - thewhitestpupsyouknow - mochawtzl -
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