zombikatlady
I have years of material in me. Its too bad that when I am the center of attention I turn red, start to sweat and sputter gibberish. When I won an award a few years ago I almost passed out on stage. When I met Joe Hill at a book signing and took a pic with him I turned red and said words from a non existent language and although I swear I was looking at the camera in the pic I give 40 year old virgin face staring off to the side and into space. Its too late for me, save yourselves. #imadingus #dork #dumbass #embarrassingasfuck #imsociallyawkward #humiliatingmyself #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #happn
bumble - tagged - clover - imsociallyawkward - okcupid - date - pof - dork - blendr - embarrassingasfuck - coffeemeetsbagel - imadingus - happn - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - dumbass - tinder - dating - humiliatingmyself -
lyng62 : Interesting. And intelligent
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zombikatlady
Way to ruin my childhood joke Brian. #dumbass #dingus #poophumor #poophumorisalwaysfunny #bumble #blendr #tinder #tagged #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #happn #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #datingdna
bumble - tagged - clover - okcupid - date - pof - dingus - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - happn - poophumor - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - dumbass - tinder - poophumorisalwaysfunny - dating -
vicecream19 : You're not really trying to claim creator credit for that joke are you?
ka_currie : the joke died. cause of death, wrong punchline.
zombikatlady : Picture it. Cayucos 1976. A 6 year old Jennifer was obsessed with poop, butts, toilets and ashtrays. @vicecream19
zombikatlady : It was most off putting @ka_currie no one has ever guessed that badly before
rattunatty : @vicecream19 get the Fuck outta here Paul! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹
insignificant__others : Why does Brian think that pussy smells either like a toilet or an ashtray? That's the real question here.
zombikatlady : I didnt even think of that @insignificant__others duhhh me
krispykrunch17 : I had the same question @insignificant__others ๐Ÿค”
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zombikatlady
It took Michael almost a month to send me that message. Did he work his way through all his matches buttholes and finally get to mine? Not really into making out with that dude. #butthole #iwilllickyourbutthole #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds #happn #butt #ass #buttlicker #buttstuffmonday
ass - bumble - tagged - butthole - clover - okcupid - buttlicker - buttstuffmonday - date - butt - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - happn - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - iwilllickyourbutthole - hinge - tinder - dating -
jennjenn_is_me : Lol
thrtlfkr : #romance
tinderonians : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
its_brittneeeyy : caption = slay
viletta_luna_pottery : definitely not. You should have asked him if his breath smelled like ass.
whiskeycreekgirl : ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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putciprutz
Let's chat and have more friend on #skout #findme #friendly #morefriends #followme #follow4follow #likeforlike
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iris_ballinger_tan : F4f
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ritsumii
Just on skout and looking at someone's profile and see these comment wtf... #skout #wtf #comments #idiot #messedup #racist #unbelieveable #unbelievable #stupid #2016 #donaldtrump #donald #trump #president #imigrant #mexican #mexico
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mattcool457
#funny #lol #skout follow me on skout #nfl
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zombikatlady
I always lock sexy, Rehab. Duh. #ilocksexy #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #happn #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - clover - ilocksexy - okcupid - pof - date - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - happn - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - dating -
zombikatlady : I have gotten many normal texts from men, some I have met, but most have wandered off long before we could meet or they start off normal and get weird @gazaniacourt
gazaniacourt : @zombikatlady, how come they wonder off Jennifer? Haha. I kove the ones that start off normal and get weird. I just got a OKC account, goosh there are some ... special ones!!
zombikatlady : Well it isnt bcuz Im not charming and humorous, thats for sure @gazaniacourt ๐Ÿ˜†. Oh hells good luck on okc!
gazaniacourt : @zombikatlady, are you sure you're charming? Haha. I'm afraid of you!! OKC is actually not too bad, but I'm sure that I deal with less that 2% of the craziness females deals with!!
zombikatlady : Bitch I am charming as fuuuck @gazaniacourt ๐Ÿ˜‰
gazaniacourt : @zombikatlady, did you just call me a bitch?? I don't like saying it, but I told you so! Btw, how do I find my DM's? Text your friend and ask her, I need to know!!
zombikatlady : You hit the box in the upper right hand corner and you can see if you have anyone sending you a DM or you can send a DM like you did with me @gazaniacourt
gazaniacourt : @zombikatlady, I actually don't remember how I found that link to you. I guess I could gooe it myself!
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zombikatlady
Awe I like when they are so hot for me they forget Im an oldster who is in bed well before 10:30. 10:30? Who goes out after 10:30? He owns a restaurant near me. Please be a Mexican restaurant, please have burritos and chips and salsa and beer and margaritas and I just drooled and fell off the bed. Whoops its an Italian restaurant. I can work with that. It wont be true love but pizza and pasta I can date. #happn #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #hinge #tastebuds #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #oldster #oldsters #youngins #youngdudes #mexicanfood #italianfood
bumble - tagged - clover - youngins - okcupid - italianfood - oldster - date - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - happn - youngdudes - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - mexicanfood - tinder - dating - oldsters -
lucarotili : Keep on the good work!
papayyc : ChaChing๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž
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prlxcreative
some of my most favorite people + artists. @skoutoutloud playing @darylshouseclub this summer. super fun night and also the lighting was great which makes our photog @kglads4 (that's me) v happy
skoutoutloud - folkyeah - concert - indie - vscofilm - photography - darylshouse - tbt - lighting - throwback - indiefolk - folk - pawling - livemusic - chasinglight - skout - allthehashtags - darylshouseclub - newyork - music - vscocam - concertphotography -
prlxcreative : . . . . . . #music #livemusic #photography #concert #concertphotography #vscofilm #vscocam #darylshouse #darylshouseclub #pawling #newyork #tbt #chasinglight #lighting #skout #skoutoutloud #indie #folk #indiefolk #folkyeah #throwback #allthehashtags
lightsyuk : Excellent! We really love the style here. ๐Ÿ‘
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zombikatlady
Ima start charging for dudes who want to see mah busted feets. #hereismypaypal #footfetish #dudelikesfeet #paymetoseemyfeetbitch #footfetishism #feets #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds #youngins #youngdudes #kinky
bumble - tagged - kinky - footfetish - feets - okcupid - date - pof - footfetishism - youngins - blendr - dudelikesfeet - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - hereismypaypal - youngdudes - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - clover - dating - paymetoseemyfeetbitch -
zombikatlady : Hahaha @fleacarolina boom! Nailed it
angel_eyes_fang : never understood feet fetishs
maghbul : @s_rskh Traummann ๐Ÿ˜‚
leahssugarfix : This is such a great opportunity to send heinous feet pics!
nuny0bidness : My aunt's toes make her genetically closer to a sloth. Let the bidding begin.
my_shick : @danielrock69 ืื ื™ ืžืชื” ๐Ÿ˜‚
danielrock69 : @my_shick ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
my_shick : @danielrock69 ืื ื™ ื”ื•ืจื’ืช ืื•ืชืš๐Ÿ˜‚
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zombikatlady
Dan the man matches with me on every app but doesn't speak. I thought I would send Helen Keller here a message from the @single_in_sactown school of messaging men who don't speak. The random facts message. Men who match with her and never message her receive random facts and its funny as fuck. My random fact is cat related and Simpsons adjacent. #imitationisthesincerestformofflattery #randomfacts #helenkeller #thesimpsons #mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood #ralphwiggum #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - clover - randomfacts - thesimpsons - okcupid - helenkeller - date - mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - ralphwiggum - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - imitationisthesincerestformofflattery - dating -
single_in_sactown : The nonresponders. Sigh.
calamitykitten666 : @zombikatlady idk why they have the "You match!" on these. It's like fucking pokemon collect them all but not many message. I feel your pain lol
zombikatlady : Yesss I love that term @single_in_sactown ๐Ÿ˜†
zombikatlady : I know @calamitykitten666 I messaged over 80 men I matched with and a handful told me I unmatched them from Tinder (yikes) some said a few made boring convo and most didn't answer. I like your Pokemon analogy
fleacarolina : @calamitykitten666 Pokemon!! I'm dyin'!!
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zombikatlady
I always have to double check when I text popcorn as I always say poocorn. But this dude is insistent on coming over to my place for a first meet so he deserves some shit for poo corn. #poocorn #dingus #dumbass #idontnetflixnchill #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds
bumble - tagged - clover - idontnetflixnchill - date - okcupid - pof - dingus - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - poocorn - hinge - tinder - dumbass - dating -
calamitykitten666 : Lol my dirty brain thought he was autocorrected trying to type porn
zombikatlady : I know @wheresranda he was lecturing me on grammar! Hahaha
zombikatlady : I never would have thought to use it for that purpose @wackouser ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
zombikatlady : Haha @calamitykitten666 Im sure that wont be far off
kimcake25 : OMG im dying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll never look at "poocorn" the same๐Ÿ˜œ
zombikatlady : Watch out for poocorn @kimcake25 its sneaky and will sneak up on you via text ๐Ÿ˜‚
krispykrunch17 : ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒฝ
insignificant__others : Bahahaha! Dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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zombikatlady
Part 1 of I don't know my inches from feet when measuring and or talking about my penis. I like how he keeps telling me how big his penis is as if I cant comprehend the huge size of it. #penis #wenis #wang #dick #inches #feet #dudecantmeasure #dudepassedmath #moron #dingus #idiot #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna #whosonfirst #hepassedmath #inchesandfeetarewaydifferent
bumble - tagged - skout - wang - inches - clover - blendr - dudecantmeasure - okcupid - feet - pof - hepassedmath - date - whosonfirst - dingus - wenis - penis - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - idiot - dick - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - inchesandfeetarewaydifferent - moron - dating - dudepassedmath -
zombikatlady : Haha yep @toni.turtle and he never understood what I was saying
zombikatlady : @whiskeycreekgirl I couldn't stop laughing/head scratching last night
zombikatlady : @wackouser hahaha I will make sure I save these for the future of mankind
zombikatlady : @jennjenn_is_me poor dummy has no clue
sad_but_chill : I'm sorry but that's just too much dick
gypsysparrowsadventurelife : ouch.... just ouch
fleacarolina : I agree with @wackouser. You must save this forever!
wackouser : Haha thank you @fleacarolina!
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zombikatlady
I stayed up way too late last night in my very own who's on first comedy duo with a moron who doesn't know his inches from his feet. #penis #inches #feet #inchesandfeetarewaydifferent #wenis #dick #moron #dingus #hepassedmath #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds
bumble - tagged - skout - inches - clover - blendr - okcupid - feet - pof - hepassedmath - date - penis - dingus - wenis - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - dick - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - inchesandfeetarewaydifferent - moron - dating -
zombikatlady : It kept going @whiskeycreekgirl thats why I stayed up so late last night!! Ha
zombikatlady : @onlinedatinghell he still thinks his wang is that big ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
whiskeycreekgirl : @zombikatlady did he ever figure out what he was saying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
zombikatlady : @rattunatty hahahaha keyboard and bandcamp!! Your comment killed me! Dead.
onlinesuitors : I am dying. Poor guy needs a tutor. Hahaaha ๐Ÿ˜‚
fitproap : This really had me cracking up!
krispykrunch17 : #mathisdead๐Ÿ’€
fleacarolina : And he just keeps arguing. Someone with photoshop skills PLEASE draw this to scale! Please!
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onlinedating_sucks
Got this from @princessmary79 She said it's the scariest profile pic she's ever seen and I have to agree! #creepy #gtfo #onlinedating_sucks #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatinghell #onlinedating #single #singleforever #singlelife #singleproblems #stillsingle #aloneforever #datingstruggles #datinggame #datinggames #singlegirlproblems #datingsucks #datingandhating #dating #fail #failing #relationship #relationships #tinder #pof #okcupid #skout #eharmony #match #tagged
tagged - failing - gtfo - datinggames - singleproblems - singlegirlproblems - stillsingle - okcupid - onlinedatingsucks - single - singleforever - datingandhating - fail - relationships - datingsucks - relationship - eharmony - singlelife - aloneforever - skout - onlinedating - onlinedatinghell - creepy - tinder - onlinedating_sucks - datingstruggles - match - dating - pof - datinggame -
nohopedating : that's totally freaked me out ๐Ÿ˜
human_comedy : ๐Ÿ‘
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zombikatlady
Jimmy down! Jimmy down! Lady boner lost. #jimmydown #seinfeld #youngins #youngdudes #oldster #oldsters #ladyboner #ladybonerlost #tinder #tagged #okcupid #skout #blendr #bumble #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - ladybonerlost - clover - youngins - okcupid - datingdna - oldster - date - seinfeld - jimmydown - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - youngdudes - skout - onlinedating - ladyboner - hinge - tinder - dating - oldsters -
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princess_pikachu
Lmfao, when I get messages like this from woman ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #skout #hornygirlllll #gtfo #imtakenbyexo #mybody #๐Ÿ˜ณ #๐Ÿ˜‚ #whenfacebookisnotenough
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s_sumita
Morning.... เน€เธŠเน‰เธฒเธชเธ”เนƒเธช เธเธฑเธšเธ•เธธเนŠเธเธ•เธฒเธˆเธตเธ™.. #เธชเธงเธขเธงเธฑเธงเธ•เธฒเธขเธ„เธงเธฒเธขเธฅเน‰เธก #love #tagsforlikes #tflers #xd #photooftheday #me #instamoon #cute#iphonesia #fashion #summer#likeforlike #like4like #likes #skout #shoutout #cute
cute - fashion - love - summer - xd - likes - me - tflers - เธชเธงเธขเธงเธฑเธงเธ•เธฒเธขเธ„เธงเธฒเธขเธฅเน‰เธก - skout - iphonesia - tagsforlikes - likeforlike - instamoon - like4like - shoutout - photooftheday -
kristianmizdrak : F4f?
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zombikatlady
Meet Pablo. He can make girls squirt. AKA pee all over the place. If you want me to pee all over the place just tickle me. I was tickled a lot as a kid since I was so ticklish and I peed on many a relative. #tagged #tinder #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds #datingdna #squirtingispeeing #hellodumbdumb #dingus #notevenwithhervagina
bumble - tagged - clover - squirtingispeeing - okcupid - date - notevenwithhervagina - dingus - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - hellodumbdumb - dating - pof -
laurakate82 : I love to squirt, and by squirt I mean squirting hot sauce on my tacos.
bad_kitty88 : He seems squirt worthy
whiskeycreekgirl : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
ellen_bella3 : Looks like he's trying to do the Zoolander look.
zombikatlady : Hahaha yes @laurakate82 ๐Ÿ˜‚
drzeus2001 : He's a gay porn star
drzeus2001 : And is gay
adioskitty : Pablo it's just pee
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zombikatlady
That question is right up there with do you like young dudes. I never ask anyone if they have been with a white chick or an old chick. Hell I have never once asked anyone their height. I think thats as rude as asking bra size. #sigh #rudedudes #beer #tinder #tagged #bumble #blendr #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel
bumble - tagged - clover - sigh - okcupid - date - onlinedating - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - rudedudes - datingdna - hinge - beer - tinder - dating -
michellerourkedavis : Such a convo killer!
wendyfromphilly : Ugh.
jax.1129 : He ruined it.... Like why do guys go there.....
krispykrunch17 : Blech
krispykrunch17 : Maybe he meant beer?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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zombikatlady
Ok I just swiped right on Bumble and matched with 82 dudes. Im going to attempt to send a dude specific message to each and not a cut and paste like dudes do to me. Lets see how many answer as most don't even bother. #challengeaccepted #bumble #blendr #tinder #tagged #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds #datingdna
bumble - tagged - clover - challengeaccepted - okcupid - date - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - dating -
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zombikatlady
Dudes on Bumble trying to use the pope to get laid and shit. Dominus Vobiscum. #thepope #usingthepopetogetsometookie #thatslatinandshit #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel
bumble - tagged - clover - okcupid - pof - date - tastebuds - blendr - thatslatinandshit - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - usingthepopetogetsometookie - dating - thepope -
jigum777 : He looks like he needs to confess to something judging by the shit eatin grin he's sporting. ๐Ÿ˜‘
nfgnate77 : Nice cardboard cut out of The Pope. ๐Ÿ˜’
rubipthearts : And with your spirit! (I tried to write it in Latin but it's a little rusty) ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
rumplefugly : @zombikatlady why is he standing with a wax statue of Johnathan Price dressed as the Pope?
zombikatlady : Ha I only remember a few phrases from Catholic school @rubipthearts
krispykrunch17 : This is beyond hilarious
thepitbullady : @anomalousfilm hilarious!
anomalousfilm : Oh my god ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @thepitbullady
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karllexx
Game Changer. #SKOUT
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stephenmalbon : Awesome
3rdrepublic : Inspiring! Let's influence our generation! Love your account. Stop by our page and show us some love. โœŠ
munikidsgolf : ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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cuddie_ray
Had a blast today! #bebetter #SKOUT
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zombikatlady
Ok what do you looking? Friends to a dude is not holding my R2D2 purse while Im trying to squeeze into jeans and pushing my belly in so I can zip them up or not being disgusted when I laugh so hard at the movies I accidentally fart which makes me laugh even harder so I almost do it again or wait in the car while I am getting waxed in the hood or yanks up the back of my shape wear so I can fit into my work clothes. They say they do but they lieeeeeeeee. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ #tagged #tinder #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna #liarliar #friends #friendstodudesissex #bullshit
bumble - tagged - clover - liarliar - okcupid - date - pof - friends - bullshit - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - friendstodudesissex - tinder - dating -
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zombikatlady
Ok this dude got me. Props to him and his banana. #strategicallyplacedbanana #banana #privatepicsarentjustfordicks #dickpicsss #penis #wenis #wang #wangus #dingus #tagged #tinder #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - wang - clover - dickpicsss - blendr - okcupid - privatepicsarentjustfordicks - date - wangus - pof - dingus - wenis - penis - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - strategicallyplacedbanana - dating - banana -
mdfarquhar87 : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
rumplefugly : @zombikatlady I hope he realizes that if he tries to beat that banana it will be all bruised and mushy
zombikatlady : Bahahahaha @rumplefugly ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
bielersee : Ok. This was cute.
missymarie1204 : Lol!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
krispykrunch17 : Love this๐Ÿ˜‚
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zombikatlady
Vagina, out! #nope #areyouintotoungerguys #vaginaout #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds #youngdudes #youngins #oldster #oldsters
bumble - tagged - clover - youngins - okcupid - oldster - date - pof - blendr - areyouintotoungerguys - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - youngdudes - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - vaginaout - dating - nope - oldsters -
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zombikatlady
Duhhh. Dudes never remember. Rain Man does ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป. #alwaysremember #dudesneverremember #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna #rainman #iamtherainmanofdating
alwaysremember - bumble - tagged - clover - dudesneverremember - okcupid - iamtherainmanofdating - date - pof - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - dating - rainman -
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s_sumita
Sometimes life can taste so sweet When you slow it down love #tagsforlikes #tflers #xd #photooftheday #me #instamoon #cute#iphonesia #fashion #summer #shoutout #skout #followback #like4like #love #life
cute - life - fashion - love - summer - xd - followback - me - tflers - barnes - skout - iphonesia - tagsforlikes - instamoon - like4like - shoutout - photooftheday -
barnes.camille : followback or unf
s_sumita : @#Barnes.camille ok
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zombikatlady
Flashback to two years ago. I am the Rain Man of dating. #rainman #irememberyoudude #irememberyou #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds
rainman - tagged - bumble - okcupid - irememberyou - irememberyoudude - date - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - clover - dating - pof -
doyouconsideryourselffeminist : Fuck this. It happened to me with a clown last summer. He seemed familiar but which preppy "I sail, I grew up in Connecticut, boat shoes are life" doesn't? We talked he seemed decent I went to add him on FB because that's mandatory to me and couldn't find him. Checked my block list and pulled up a convo from 2011 where he had pursued me for dear life and finally stood me up on the date. No second chances, dick is abundant.
zombikatlady : Yep @doyouconsideryourselffeminist any time I gave someone another chance they either douched out or it was awful. I am the queen of you get one chance and that is it. Now. I cant believe he stood you up after chasing you. It has happened to me a lot.
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zombikatlady
My ovaries are inhospitable and my eggs have teeth ๐Ÿ˜. #myovariesaremean #myeggsarecunty #thisisanobabyzone #cunty #cuntymccunterson #tagged #tinder #blendr #bumble #pof #clover #skout #okcupid #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - clover - myovariesaremean - date - okcupid - pof - cuntymccunterson - blendr - thisisanobabyzone - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - cunty - tinder - dating - myeggsarecunty -
shellysue1112 : #permanentlyclosed #shouldhavesoldthosefuckers15yearsago
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zombikatlady
Allen still looooooves meeeee. #iswearagod #allen #tagged #tinder #blendr #bumble #pof #clover #skout #okcupid #onlinedating #date #dating #datingdna #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #tastebuds
bumble - tagged - clover - okcupid - date - pof - allen - blendr - iswearagod - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - dating -
dr_drennan : He misses you!!!!
lyng62 : But what happened to your $150???
tax_gurl_heather : Omg these are killing me....
zombikatlady : He never mentions is anymore @lyng62 huh
zombikatlady : @tax_gurl_heather he loves me โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜†
tax_gurl_heather : It's just sadly so familiar to messages I've received over the years. The pool has been similarly shallow in Ontario!
gypsysparrowsadventurelife : Yikes
krispykrunch17 : I love his spunk, grit, feist, whatever you wanna call it๐Ÿ˜†
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zombikatlady
As if this dude in Algeria knows who Bea Arthur is. #beaarthur #thegoldengirls #thatsrightlaughbitch #actlikeimfunny #tinder #tagged #blendr #bumble #okcupid #skout #pof #clover #onlinedating #date #dating #tastebuds #hinge #coffeemeetsbagel #datingdna
bumble - tagged - beaarthur - clover - thegoldengirls - okcupid - actlikeimfunny - date - pof - thatsrightlaughbitch - blendr - tastebuds - coffeemeetsbagel - skout - onlinedating - datingdna - hinge - tinder - dating -
rubipthearts : And then there's Maude!
__its__michelle__ : Narrator from the sidelines. "Picture it. Sicily. 1925."
zombikatlady : You are way too young to know that reference missy @rubipthearts ๐Ÿ˜
zombikatlady : Bahahaha I miss that show @__its__michelle__ โค๏ธ
mcgtheartteacher : I'm watching it right now on Hallmark
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