I can assure you that my boy @hyenaface ' switch 5050 is around 1000 times hotter and meatier than the hottest, meatiest, dish I'll be bringing to the Cold War pot luck. At this point I'm more of a sorbet that might cleanse the palette between the meat courses. I hope you like meat, followed by sorbet, followed by meat #coldwariscoming PS the meat I speak of is the living, breathing, sweating, switch 5050ing, kinked-rail grinding, gap-skating human meat you know as @zeroskateboards Note: there are vegetarian options available but be warned, they are very VERY spicy--->@tomkarangelov
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Fucking rad! @hyenaface
Quit being so modest John. We love watching you skate
@ratt_ray you are indeed the thinking man's pro skater
@johnnyapplesteed hope you are enjoying this while 💩
I think that's the best caption I've ever read for a photo...
Hahaha this is amazing
Ever tried apricot sorbet with apricot schnapps? It is well good. Might have that when I'll have my own Cold War premiere!