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Still, he died taking a dump on the loo!
I heard when he met the Beatles he didn't care to learn they're names. He called them each beatle. "Hey beatle, you like peanutbutter and jelly?"
Around the end Elvis applied to be a spook overseas so he could travel with firearms and drugs. @geoffrowley He was pretty good though.
@og_eric and they couldn't have been happier, haha
Does The King have a velvet Elvis hanging on the wall?!?! 😄
And Gun-suspenders to complinent the tie. #kingshit