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I went to the vending machine with the intention of buying a candy bar and only having a bite, then tossing the rest. Lord knows I do not need the whole bar. My conundrum is, the machine gave me two bars. Fuck. Now what do I do? Be generous and give them away, or eat them both? #fatguyproblems #dontlayafingeronmy #richtastygoodness