kristenhowerton

Kristen Howerton

Mom of 4. Writer. Professor of Psychology. Musical theater enthusiast. Wife of @markhowerton.
http://www.rageagainsttheminivan.com
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It's cute because you can't hear it.
geographerclare : New hashtag? @kristenhowerton
yourfairylashmother : @kristenhowerton love it!!
hchybinski : Lol probably very true :)
ann.gill : Best caption!
chadmarkley : There seems to be a theme developing here
unboundquilts : You're right! I'm a mom to a three year old, my first reaction shouldn't have been, "Awww!" You're too funny!
amandamagee : Dimples for miles.
livingstonellen : I want a yellow piano!! Probably going to copy this.... I've got the same piano just need the paint !! Did you do this yourself?
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"Oh, it's easy to put your old shadows into a palette" says the lady at the MAC store. Meanwhile I've cut my hand, nearly burned my house down, singed several fingers, and ruined half of the shadows I was trying to transfer.
shesgonnalive : You would LOVE the convo I had with a guy at MAC after I had the same problem. I also, incidentally, am not welcome at the MAC store anymore.
sarah_reeve : @kristenhowerton u r not alone
tiffywade : I'm right there with you & I'm a makeup artist πŸ”₯πŸ”ͺπŸ’‰πŸ˜­
rebeccadoty : @kristenhowerton Yikes! At my local MAC store they told me they don't recommend it, I'm so glad I didn't try anyway! But bummer for you 😞
erynsmith22 : @shesgonnalive hilarious. I'm so curious now!
whimsyandwise : It IS easy, because the shadows have a magnet, however, the single shadow pods, like the ones pictured above, are not magnetic. Only the shadows that are in the 4-shadow case have magnets, or the ones you buy individually and specific to the palette. (Are you confused yet?! πŸ˜‚)
dipunk : " That is life. That is how it works. And that is why they make custom palettes." -Eden Rose (2014) @eden_rose109
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Date night is fun but coming home to a snuggler who waited up for us is pretty cool, too.
teenbug : Aww. Is that bra babe?
bobbitoads : @kristenhowerton I hope my emails weren't going to junk mail 😣 I just sent another from my personal account!
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This was alright I guess.
chadmarkley : Frick. Beats a Tustin sunset!!! :)
oneforthehoney : Breathtaking
herbadmother : Amazing.
decart : So beautiful
lunabirdie : Absolutely beautiful!!
their.tired.mommy : Beautiful!
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A little red wine, a blanket, a speaker, some good tunes, and a sunset. Perfect date night with @markhowerton.
hellodayblog : I like your style!
heyallitalley : So πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸ‘
herbadmother : How cute are you guys???
melissabeaver : Sounds heavenly.
breifloyd : Gorgeous photo!
meghankelsey : That sounds so lovely. You're lucky I can still stand you, with as gorgeous as you are. And your cute Edward Norton lookalike hubby. ;)
robinplemmons : Did you guys french?
kristenhowerton : @robinplemmons 2nd base dude
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Exploring Crystal Cove for our date night! @markhowerton
cassandrabeverly : I really, really want to stay in one of their cute cottages someday!
smorginsky : Beachcomber is one of our favorite restaurants!
unpolishedjem : Oh how I miss that coast!
chadmarkley : Are you on the wrong side of the rope?! Rule breaker!!
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That's a good look, son.
chadmarkley : Learning from #shirtlessmark @markhowerton #bringthemupinthewaytheyshouldgo
mochamomma : He's hulking out.
caseynyssen : Did you have to pay him for that pose
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A whole lot of handsome. @markhowerton #foodiejafta
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sheerjeenius : Seriously handsome.
mandylharp : Welcome to instagram, Jafta!
bjhickman : Oh goodness. That's so frameable.
chadmarkley : DAYUM
justnotthatmom : You are one lucky women. :-)
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Our first Sunday in COR AME's new building. If you are looking for a multi-cultural, inclusive and affirming, social-justice-minded church with great music, this is your spot!
tresmadre : Do you know of any churches like this in Dallas TX or surrounding area??? Need a church badly!!
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No, India. You may not wear my bra outside your shirt to church this morning.
megduerksen : Why not????
alexis_gentry : #assholeparent :P
chadmarkley : Uhhhhh
danavaudrin : Rules schmools. LOL
irvinakanarek : @rockharborchurch hipsters are the ultimate #trendsetters
okfunnyface : It's a pretty valid question though.
eanniehall : Avant gaurd fashion just never gets enough respect.
brandonhatmaker : This freaks me out .
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