kristenhowerton

Kristen Howerton

Writer. Lapsed psycotherapist. Fan of awkward talks about race & religion. Skilled catastrophizer. Could probably beat you in a showtunes sing-off.
http://www.rageagainsttheminivan.com
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Kembe just got an iPad. He will message me like this for the rest of his life .... right?
thatgracielou : ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ianikki02 : Dang that's the cutest ever, think I'll go buy my kids iPads now haha
ediemohn : Of course!
kelgee117 : So sweet and yes, I'm sure it will last forever and ever. Amen.
staciaspaid : This is the best thing ever.
kristenhowerton : @jasonboyett weird. Only from you so far.
kathiesue : "By Kembe"... love that. He has declared it so!
newsurfcity : ❤️
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So my father-in-law decided to drop a kid's backpack by the house at midnight without knocking first and almost got a pink electric guitar to the head. Good thing we don't own a gun?
mikerusch : @markhowerton that's a pretty nice stance you have there. #justsayin
kristenhowerton : @pilbarapink this was a reenactment
brazenlilly : Oh Lonnie. Bless.
chadmarkley : Ya Need some rubber shotgun shells
jodiehowerton : Why am I not at all surprised?
amorrison : Who needs a gun when @markhowerton has two?
kristenhowerton : @amorrison bahahaha! Truth.
kristenhowerton : @jodiehowerton right??
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They have discovered the guitar tab app and now they are obsessed.
chadmarkley : I live on that app!!!
kristenhowerton : @chadmarkley um, yeah. That's kind of where I got the idea.
chadmarkley : 😏 I know
ashleyh_w : So is it worth the $2.99 for a novice? I have been aspiring to teach myself guitar but don't know where to start. I own a guitar, but have never played.
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I'm stoked to announce the location of our next @beerandhymnsoc - Costa Mesa's @wayfarercm! It's a great venue and sure to be a good time. November 16th at 6:30pm.
kellie_berry58 : Love this venue..next stop, Wembley stadium!!
ohjennymae : While not a Christian, I grew up in the church and love hymns. This sounds like tons of fun. And beer!
beana619 : @allison_morris please go to one of these!!
allison_morris : @beana619 what is this?
beana619 : @allison_morris beer & hymns in Costa Mesa. I saw a video snippet. Looks fun! #funemployment
chadmarkley : @ohjennymae would love to have you!!!
kristenhowerton : @shesgonnalive you guys should come to this!
shesgonnalive : @kristenhowerton We have plans already- You are planning these on dates we can never go to on purpose aren't you.
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On the blog today, I'm talking about parental anxiety and finding the balance between obsessing about their safety and staying informed. (Also, how cute was little Jafta with locks?) #protectwhatmatters #ad
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pensieverobin : But that boo boo!! (Great to meet cha rhis w/e :).)
loudandilikeit : 😦 that was a good one!!
stephaniedulli : OUCH
ae_ashton : Literally hasn't changed just the hair- adorable
geographerclare : That is a nasty one.
liv360_ : @KristenHowerton Awesome blog post, great insight! If you dont mind, we would like to feature you as an inspirational mother on our Instagram and website :)
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School pictures 2014. Sunrise, sunset and all that ....
alyssaclarisse : I just love all their smiles!
oshoniyi5 : Beautiful family @kristenhowerton
nicolewick : India looks like a teenager!!!! What the heck!!!???!!! @kristenhowerton
addye_b : ❤️
ltmd12 : Beautiful beautiful family
ae_ashton : Lil cuties
emily_b_0729 : How do you get them to take good school pictures and not those creepy, forced, closed lip smirks? 😊
chadmarkley : Damn these kids are rad
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When you don't have time to buy souvenirs on your trip, they will be equally happy with a pack of Mentos from the airport.
ediemohn : My Mom is the favorite Grandma because she picks up Mentos from the gas station on the way over to see my kids. Buying their affection. Cheap Love. @kristenhowerton
athomedadmatters : Or money. When you don't have souvenir money you most certainly have Mentos money. And a souvenir is a souvenir. Agreed.
tanmariegl : My mom cruises all over the world and usually buys the grand kids stuff from the closest walmart 😂
caseynyssen : We buy our kids icebreakers
jplovescotton : my nephew used to love getting the peanuts from a flight for his lunch the next day.... simple things can bring smiles
aimeerg1220 : I go to church with your in-laws and I saw your kids yesterday. Jafta and my son, Joshua, seem to have hit it off. (PS-I used to work with you and Mark at RH when the office was in the house on Monrovia)
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Hearing from @jcourt about his org @PreemptiveLove, providing life-saving heart surgeries for children in Iraq. #allume https://www.purecharity.com/lovefirst
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letsgottm : 👍👍👍👍
kyranpittman : Pure loveliness.
jasonboyett : Love @jcourt! Tell him hi from Amarillo.
preemptivelove : @thejcourt :)
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Everyone told us we would love Greenville and everyone was right. #allume @markhowerton
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tearleyluck : That top is so cute on you!
deesh34 : @kristenhowerton I recognized Falls Park immediately! Have fun! Come to Simpsonville and go to Stella's Southern Bistro for dinner. :)
knackstudio : Welcome!
loraena.tuttle : My hometown!
amandamojo : Y'all look great.
lifefordessert : Yay!!! So glad you guys got down to the park!! I love our city!
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For the record, I'm not the only one who stays up too late and acts a fool at blog conferences. #allume @markhowerton @danielcwhite almost #shirtlessmark #twins #whoiswho
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bjhickman : 😂
markhowerton : Really, @kristenhowerton you don't know who is who? We're going to therapy!
mmspurlin : You're in my hometown, GVegas!!
danielcwhite : Looks like I had a little sway and swagga in my headstand @kristenhowerton @markhowerton :-)
lifefordessert : You guys are too much fun!!!
sarahmaewrites : I can't believe this happened on the night I went to bed early! Missed out big time!
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