kristenhowerton

Kristen Howerton

Writer. Lapsed psycotherapist. Fan of awkward talks about race & religion. Skilled catastrophizer. Could probably beat you in a showtunes sing-off.
http://www.rageagainsttheminivan.com
#ragingrenovation #curbappeal
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#bossypants #typeachild
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Tyvek house wrap is all the rage. You can pin that if you want. #curbappeal #ragingrenovation
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nikkireeves5 : #pinterestyouaredrunk
jetsetcarina : So hot right now.
mterryn : What is that awesome tree in front of the house?
cleezy : What now?
ellenbcompton : That antler tree is πŸ‘Œβ€οΈ
madisonminer7 : I believe that's a plumeria
alisongroth : Tree looks like a Vitex, or Texas Lavender.
kristenhowerton : @bloggras almost? πŸ˜‚
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I got a "hello" whiteboard from Target. My daughter filled it in for me. πŸ˜‚
teanhoneybread : @yael__rose
ae_ashton : Brilliant
stitchholder : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
bjhickman : I forgot on... β˜ΊοΈπŸ’—
jenj68 : @okj1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
yesteacher : At first, I was like Wow, she's poetic! And then I was like Oh wait, that's Adele... Haha :)
greeblehaus : Ha ha look @poekid πŸ˜ƒ
karamurano : Your kids are just getting funnier and funnier πŸ˜‚
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Did my first run for my half marathon training today. I haven't run in almost a year. It was humbling. Everything hurt. But I ran to the beach and got this zen moment, and I'm grateful for that.
latorres78 : I'm getting back into after almost a year off due to back problems. Humbling is definitely the right word.
kristenhowerton : @angryjulie the meth I found on the way helped.
lesliesloan : Yay for you! And I would kill for a run like that right now!
lizhager : πŸ‘
d_l_mayfield : Oooh curious to know when your race is. I'm doing my first half in 5 weeks. Eep!
courtneyacton : Just started up running again too! I feel your pain.
flybigd68 : It's ok to do walk breaks for 60 sec every 10 minutes even every 5 minutes till you build stamina.
juliacwilburn : I haven't run in almost a year, either, but I'm going to start again!
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Got my game shirt on. Go team!! (Who's playing again?)
emchiladah : @txstatebarber WANT
melismonster : @mrs_helmuth hahaha
lmsgiff : @karashoe yes! I need this
natashaweller : @morgankelly5 needed this shirt yesterday!! πŸ˜‚
gollymissholly : @miss_halie_may
mama.boheme : Nice one
kristenmarie_thatsme : @makeupgirl86 @blackcloud718
minihoot007 : @osirus2 😏
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Foodie heaven at @4thstreetmarket. The girls ordered plain quesadillas because of course they did.
__shawnalynn__ : Your boys! πŸ’™
maxlovemomma : Such an awesome place! πŸ’› @dtsantaana πŸ’›
blacknbianco : Mmmm that looks so good!
shannonoverpeck : My fav are the ohuna papa fritas at @doschinos
anniewals : Your boys are awesome. ❀️ Look at those faces.
kristenhowerton : @shannonoverpeck we got the chicken papa fritas!
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Nothing like getting a tooth fairy demand letter, complete with mathsplaining, from your 6-year-old. #typeAchild #bossypants (and $2.50 per tooth? I don't think so.)
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alifornia : Leaning in!
psychologysarah : Great handwriting for six years old. Unless maybe sister helped?
dawnzpinkdrink : Hahahahahaha!!!!
elizabeth.murph : One of the kids I teach got $30 for a lost tooth this week. I almost fell on the floor in shock.
djazzo : But math on point
momma_reba : This is pure awesomeness!!!!
luceslady : Our tooth fairy gives a dollar. I would've pulled good teeth out for how much some kids get now!
zobograce.23 : I got a quarter for every tooth I lost.
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A chicken died in the making of this meal so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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deecpaz : @city_yoga_chicago πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's hilarious!
dbyrd723 : My daughter asked what taco meat is made of. I said ground beef. To which she said "no mommy, what animal!!!" I said an cow baby. She said "oh, I was hoping it was a pig. I really like bacon." Oh good grief. Not enough that a cow died.
addada2012 : This will be us soon! @_mamajaye
city_yoga_chicago : Loving this post!! @deecpaz and I'm vegan so don't use Eggs... But my girls eat them .
emilyqfloyd : Haha yes! We eat vegetarian, but when I was pregnant I craved chicken something fierce, and my daughters were SO disgusted!!!!! πŸ˜‚
solmontser : @felipemaz
carrielahman : @_capture_the_moment_
deiskat : I just read an article about your blog in the New York Times. Don't stop sharing! Love your blog!
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#sorrynotsorry
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__shawnalynn__ : πŸ˜•
heysarahcarter : Really?!! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ˜˜
okfunnyface : 😐
annakennedy87 : @adiegram
bloggras : Let's discuss where I should move. Entirely serious. Santa Cruz? San Luis Obispo? SAN SOMETHING, SALT LAKE IS A DUNGEON, HELP ME
emilymowilliams : @amycbell2
kristenhowerton : @bloggras Costa Mesa!! #costamazing
heatherdanielson : 😝😝😝
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A tank top over a t-shirt over a dress. #whenchildrendressthemselves
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deborahacruz : She looks adorable and happy with her choice. Looks like a little girl who feels comfortable in her skin. I'd say that's a parenting win!
solmontser : Me @felipemaz
betsylife : I used to wear that in the 90s #whatsoldisnewagain
caleb_howie1625 : Wait you dress your kids? I thought they all had a really good sense of style! Nice job Aunt Kristen!!! πŸ‘πŸΌ
jgoldberg23 : So fly.
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Always.
seendean72 : @kristyjehn
lauriemcclure : Every time πŸ™„πŸ˜‚
randallblythe : @baby_thor_blythe @katiejblythe shows this to mom for me!
katiejblythe : Mom laughed so hard she started choking! @randallblythe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
preciouskidscenter : @cynthy1214
mnwier55 : Yup
littledebii : @dietzerwietzer lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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