Kristen Howerton

Writer. Lapsed psycotherapist. Fan of awkward talks about race & religion. Skilled catastrophizer. Could probably beat you in a showtunes sing-off.
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Tonight we had a fancy dinner at the new house in front of our custom plywood window. Carpet remnant also "custom." You can pin that if you want.
glynnlavender : Does that plywood window come in different colours?
suburbanbelle : I think you could really spruce up that plywood if you put a bird on it.
whoffs : You better put your watermark on the picture so people give you proper credit!
heymrlady : Suburbanbelle wins this round
karzel : I love India's chair
misspartymom : These comments are fantastic, I can not top any of them!
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Moving day #1. Send wine.
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kelgee117 : I thought you had another week.
unpolishedjem : Had a bottle for you. πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ
hmajdan : 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
ty_jack_ma : Imagine this: closed on a new house within a week and moved in, I only have one working arm as s stroke deficit... However, neither my husband or I are working right now for random reasons😳
mommasgonecity : You guys are seriously impressive the way you live. Pretty fantastic! Good luck!
kellie_berry58 : Where's the new domicile?
girlsgonechild : DUDE
kristenhowerton : @kellie_berry58 Mesa Verde near the Bacon's pad
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#TBT 2001 Republic NYC @markhowerton @moyamonroe
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raisingself : Oh. My. God. @markhowerton how old are you in this photo 18?
colleenrose19 : Chunky highlights for the win πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
stevemonroe7 : Classic throwback Thursday.
sarah_garrett : Hair stripes!
amandamojo : Your highlights are giving me a sense of happiness and well being.
bjhickman : 😊
markhowerton : Yeah, @raisingself, I think we were barely old enough to be drinking whatever was in those little cups.
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The beginnings of a kitchen. Move-in day still slated for May 1st. Hope my kids like take-out. #ragingremodel
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alanna_renae : You go Mama! You got this!!!
2540love : Well I can't wait to see this!
3sonsmariah : Camp stove. We moved into a condo before they had appliances, a miscommunication with the supplier. We had one pot meals for 2 weeks.
jenniferhornbeck : superclose!!
kwilli1 : May 1 as in...10 days?
evogeltanz : Ha!!
sklance : I believe in miracles!
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Flooring crisis. Have to pick a new one. Which one?
swedev : Top left or bottom right.
shellyfaulstick : Top left
joshuatickenoff : Top right
saaticevernaoleta : Top right
cindyt91011 : Top left or bottom right πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
jamiedvand : Bottom right
cydil : Bottom left would warm up white walls
rockinrice : Neither. Stay concrete. 😘
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Thanks to everyone who weighed in on color versus white. We decided on doing color in the bedrooms, and white in the living room and kitchen. Confession: I am already hating the white. I'm going to give it a little time and see how I feel with it with furniture in the room, but it really does feel so sterile. The kids are thrilled with the colors they picked for their rooms. This is India's.
adsmith6913 : ^agree with above. I just bought Revere Pewter for my kitchen. @jasfamilyof5
bjhickman : This is my favorite color!! Good choice India!
kciola : I third revere pewter!
sniffbabysocks : Another pewter kitchen here
jenniferhornbeck : LOVE the color you showed from Jafta's room! Yes!
halishalli : Can't wait to see the white!
sandramagsamen : Love this !! We did the same in our home painting the downstairs white and letting our daughter choose her bedroom color. BRIGHT green of course !
isahrai : After years of intense colors, I painted our current flat a very very light grey-almost white. I cried the first night thinking it was a huge mistake. (Cried?!?!?!) But now with everything in place, I absolutely love it. It gave me more freedom to put in bold curtains, upgrade to a green sofa and a really unexpected result was that I went beserk with houseplants. Like maybe need an intervention beserk.... so stay with it a while... and then if you can't deal after a while, paint it again!
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For our date night we went to dinner and then ripped out some of the walls in our new house. Next up: Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time.
lifewithroozle : That's way better than trying to stay out late enough to make the babysitter's time worth it but really just wanting to go home, eat popcorn, and watch Netflix.
stitchholder : Hahaha nice reference in there! πŸ˜„
stacy.magruder : @lifewithroozle haha! It's funny because it's true!
lettiesews : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰
mamamyung : Lol!
blakegoodfellow : Going bigger than 12' @markhowerton?
fostermoms : @lifewithroozle for the win.
alringle : Does your hubby always dress up for demo @kristenhowerton πŸ˜‚ #HGTV ?!?!
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Thanks to Sea Legs in HB for hosting us tonight and for a small and tasty reprieve from our current remodeling hell.
akajanerandom : Is that an iron skillet cookie? Wow.
o_cyn : I see color πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈπŸ’—
alib328 : Grays, yellows, blues....these are the wall colors I recently painted all through my house. Previous owner had neon green & chocolate brown...was time for a change!
bjhickman : One of the owners is a dear friend of ours. Isn't that place yummy?!
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What "date night" looks like these days. @markhowerton
emequalsme : Hey if you're out without kids, it counts!
jknewk : One of my favorite things to do!
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Repost @beerandhymnsoc: 
A big thanks to @thecrystallewis for helping us close out the night at #beerandhymnsoc
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wahinekehau : @thecrystallewis is killing it!! As always!
thecrystallewis : You're too kind to include me!!! So glad that I was around!!!!
emergingmama : @i12bndlight
amandamojo : She is incredible.
dfaithshertzer : @thecrystallewis so fun!
chefnicole : @fairoakschurch we should do this....
moyamonroe : Ummmm Crystal Lewis?! What what? (I'll get that info out of you next time KH!)
elaina426 : Dude. This would be another reason, in a long list, to miss OC.
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