Kristen Howerton

Writer. Lapsed psycotherapist. Fan of awkward talks about race & religion. Skilled catastrophizer. Could probably beat you in a showtunes sing-off.
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Zayn dropped out of One Direction so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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heathermcconnaughy : @tesiaquigley
spklngdymnd : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
stephaniefernando : Zayne was the cutest one. When I told my 8 yr old niece yesterday after school she laughed nervously for a few seconds & then replied, "Oh well, at least it wasn't Niall!"
bjhickman : Oh my goo'ness.
amandaleighvt : This was YOUR DOING!?!?
danafern : @erinroberts4
jessischarming : πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š hang in there mama! πŸ˜†πŸ‘
colleenrose19 : @tessieclaire
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Adobo chicken with bok choy on the stove tonight. Thank you for making me a better cook than I am @blueapron! #blueapron
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justkaryl : Ahhh....but not Filipino adobo! πŸ˜‰
kristenhowerton : @justkaryl according to the recipe card it was ... but I'm no expert!
justkaryl : Woops! If the main sauce is made from soy sauce and vinegar, then it is. πŸ‘ hope you guys enjoyed it!
kristenhowerton : @justkaryl it was! And we loved it!
mommasmosaic : Adobo is soooo yummy!
jeannettg : Minus the word chicken, I have eaten zero percent of those things.
aprilkennedy : This meal was what we were suppose to cook last week and then were in the hospital for my son. So bummed we didn't get to try it.
psychologysarah : Oh gee whiz, now I have to order this! I've been putting it off...
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If you are in the Orange County area, I'd love to invite you to brunch at my house this Sunday morning to hear from these incredible speakers I met in Israel, who've formed a support group for grieving parents of both sides of the conflict to heal and forgive. Their message will inspire you to live better.
heysarahcarter : Love this!! @brookehoehne @ahrichards
chrysula_w : Met them at the social good summit last year through. They are truly incredible humans.
ahrichards : Agreed @heysarahcarter - we are hosting them at RH after this brunch apparently!
stevemonroe7 : This is so great. We will try to make it to both.
alriordan : @harmonnnica
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When Children Dress Themselves
oregano11 : I think they look goodπŸ˜ƒ
dezzerdez : @summernile @grenyion I'm pretty sure I've seen hipsters in each of those outfits before. #stylish πŸ‘πŸ‘
laura_eliza_ : New hashtag - #jaftasjeans
justkaryl : Yes!!!!
grenyion : @dezzerdez looks like outfits @summernile would make!
sarahblomquist : So good.
summernile : @grenyion πŸ˜„yesss
freckledfacemamaof4 : @kristenhowerton I have now had the song in my head all day...occasionally belting out a verse. Its real classy at 8.5 months pregs but....#lovemesomejimmysketches
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They woke up like this.
leaveittomama : Gorgeous girls
teachmama1 : two happy girls!
taratoh : Now don't ruin things by being an asshole. :)
bjhickman : So beautiful.
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Thanks to @huffpostparents for the @assholeparents shout-out!
howsonj : @mapthorp
ekarltorp : So funny @christytrabs 😝
rockinrice : I am one every day! At least twice. So funny!
vitaminoutlet : Awesome idea and following. Let the hilarity ensue
allikat1115 : @_rcgarcia
jensyscarola : Loved this
caseyh06 : Hey! I saw this on the article and felt compelled to comment. She might have the cilantro gene. The way cilantro tastes is genetic and to about 10% of the population, cilantro has an overpowering taste of soap! It is truly horrendous and I have this condition myself. I can taste one tiny speck of cilantro in anything because it is so pungent! She is very adorable though and I understand her pain if indeed she has the cilantro gene πŸŒΏπŸ˜–
salimabb : We saw you on french tv today ! Love ur instagram ! #assholeparents πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
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Reset button.
i0nagirl : We got six inches of snow over night in Chicago πŸ˜’ #notjealous #notsulkinginthecorner
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She never even realised.
hollikieser : #notanassholeparentafterall πŸ˜‰
hollikieser : Just read above... Great minds think alike.
livinglocurto : Wow! Save that for when she's a teenπŸ˜›
laralaand : You have a Brit on your hands
bjhickman : πŸ˜†
marcigutz : Haha love this!
ae_ashton : Glad she finally realised- she's too cute
meljamc : I like the "your daughter" part. Just in case you weren't sure who it was from.
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Happy place
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My giant 10-year-old. (Normal sized 10-year-old added for scale.) @lunabirdie
yesdearblog : Cutie pies!
anderslara : My nephew is the same way. β™‘
lindsayrw : @sarabneal - walt in four years?
deam11 : My 10 year old daughter is 5'3"!
justkaryl : Is he taller than you? :)
dfaithshertzer : It's like a mini @lunabirdie dang!!! Those boys have grown up so fast
jetsetcarina : I wish he could come play at our house.
mrsfuller : OMG! He is so tall! Quite handsome, too! I teach 7th grade and he looks like her would fit in one of my classes nicely, size wise.
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