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elliottmalkin - Elliott Malkin
grid boy @lianbeans
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#tbt I was quite possibly the ugliest newborn in the history of mankind.
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kolomatsky : You do look...concerned.
mikimeek : But you have that cute mohawk!
elliottmalkin : @mikimeek you are very kind
catecc : I just made the mistake of looking at this while brushing my teeth
lexinyt : Hmmmmm
rowzeero : I just keep imagining this face projectile vomiting lambase all over! But there's still something so loveable...right @julietgo ?
elliottmalkin : @rowzeero to be clear, my brother was on lambaste
rowzeero : What?!?! I totally thought it was you. Lucky for your mom you were just vomiting milk and not lamb
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avivami : that's Julius !
elliottmalkin : @avivami he's really something. You talk to him?
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@robbieartist
lexinyt : Perfect for me to see in the middle of cleaning up my first ever baby puke. It was cray.
hamman : So... what prompted the question?
elliottmalkin : @hamman We've basically been having this conversation since I started talking.
elliottmalkin : @lexinyt was it projectile?
lexinyt : Not truly projectile, but if you must know I also was a projectile vomiter as an infant. My mom would find remnants on walls clear across the room from the main event.
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Happy beginning
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ahmed : Seems legit
lianbeans : masochist
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kuene : Legit masseuse
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catecc : New bed peeking out, no?
elliottmalkin : @catecc yes, it has grown on us
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elliottmalkin : Cool but aligning to kneecap would keep me up at night.
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Ahahaha!
murphy_slaw : No
rudyadler : I need to drain water out of something and sell it ASAP
thepresses : Better than "Chokey" I guess
jennylc_says : Does anyone want to buy the water I boiled my broccoli in last night?
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elliottmalkin : @kuene @paulingford
arianebernard : omg
kuene : I remember that being the perfect beach day
hamman : Now I won't be able to sleep
davidfg : Lol
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