That moment when you get home at midnight, realize that you ate that half sandwich at 3am and need to get creative with the fridge.
echophotospot : I ate old frozen berries. You win
jessmypet - rebecka_sandberg - nale.girl - echophotospot -
Carrying five 50lb boxes up two flights of stairs isn't fun when it's 83 degrees and you're out of shape. But I'm now the proud owner of all my dads's #vinyl
myxolagy : 🍻
jayfingers - keithlanephoto - joshuablank - limitless_fg4 -
No lie and no joke. My mailman has been reading my book on the job. If you haven't gotten on yet, quit fucking about.
christopherangell : He's definitely going to start swiping your packages looking for drugs.
doctorgrosz : @christopherangell trust me, I'm one visit away from him asking to BUY drugs off of me.
christopherangell - nathanielshannon - flyingblc73 - limitless_fg4 -
That moment when you get home with your shit in a tray and think "girl, damned delicious, but don't try to tell me this is a 'taco.' That might be a lot of ingredients for the price, but I still had to rebuild it the thrice once I got home. That is just (delicious) shit in a tray.
elcaballonegrito - catladyloca - artstarkelly - nathanielshannon -
Only working cure for the hiccups that I've found. 3oz of white vinegar will make you gag and potentially puke, but it will totally reset your body. It's like unplugging your router for 15 seconds while on hold with customer service.
housemousegrouse : But this is based on body size, right? So I can drink a thimble full and it'll have the same effect? #please #icanteven
doctorgrosz : @housemousegrouse just drink as much as you need to make you gag and think "holy shit, I can't believe I just drank that"
housemousegrouse : I would almost try it with apple cider vinegar. Almost!
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warnerjc89 - tommymokas - msjennim - deanrispler -
johnaconway : Any ER Doctor will tell you they've discovered all those items in a much more "interesting" place. #doctorGROSS
doctorgrosz : @johnaconway - without question. I'm just trying to figure out how a cucumber rolled out of my cooler (no pun intended)
flyingblc73 - johnaconway - nale.girl - contemporarycatering -
The recording session was a bust because pro tools kept crashing. But he did let me know that there was a TSA seizure store around the corner. I'm in heaven and scored two new ones for $8.50
faerwear : Wow. I'd love that!
housemousegrouse : New bucket list shopping destination
faerwear - jasonwhpage - lilbitt_did_it - jessmypet -
nale.girl - jessmypet - newliborio - jonathantea -
So I go to the opening of the ATX Toy Museum and there's a ton of cos-play folks outside. The Jedi and Deadpool looked at me and said, "holy shit - ITS LOBO!"
mrcmyr : Deadpool is built like my dad.
geno.bobino_cmm : Lol
doctorgrosz : @mrcmyr #notexactlysvelte
jkibus : Lol! Love Lobo!!
housemousegrouse - jake431 - jessmypet - joshruben -