So, I'm driving down the road wondering if I have a hernia and a Mexican guy shouts at me, "Jew gotta rope on jour wheeze." I pulled over (after quieting my Semitic thoughts) and realized there's 12' of rope wrapped around my front tie rod.
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Just had a handyman help me hang up this art. Then I realized that I need one more. I really hope they make a Thelma & Louis.
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Something tells me they overbooked the Faith No More show. I was terrified the balcony was gonna collapse.
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oliver_vaquer : So. Good.
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rebecka_sandberg : Love it!
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We are supposed to go to a BBQ, but after a glass of wine, a few bong rips, and a porch pedicure, she passed out with the toe splits still in.
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Working on a project where I send four artists a blank canvas and a canvas that I painted the background on. They paint the foreground and send me back the blank so I can do the same (make sense?). I'm psyched on this.
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Opened my mailbox to find this photo of my friend Jeff and me at his wedding. Possibly the best thank-you card I could receive.
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Yes, I ordered this t-shirt (presumably while drunk) and it finally arrived. I will not deny any purchase that combines Mad Max with Iron Maiden.
mattblacktattoo : Dude !!! I'm going to be in New York need week .... We should meet up !! 🍻🎉🍼👯 @doctorgrosz
msjennim : I need this! where did you get it from??
doctorgrosz : @mattblacktattoo I live in Texas now, brother. @msjennim search for "fright rags"
msjennim : @doctorgrosz yay!
mattblacktattoo : I'm coming to Texas later in the year @doctorgrosz 👍🏼
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The new girl (custom made) has arrived. A knife made from a railroad spike (and she fits perfectly in my boot).
qsenarocrocronoc : Uh oh. You're becoming one of them there texans. 15 years in nyc and I bet you never carried anything.
doctorgrosz : @qsenarocrocronoc actually, I always carried at least one knife in NYC. Now I carry at least four. In NYC it was always a good excuse for a stop/frisk, despite the legality. Down here, cops ask to see your knife because they wanna show you theirs.
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