dancumminscomedy

Dan Cummins

Tour dates at the website listed below, random pictures right here.
http://www.dancummins.tv
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#lurker #thewalkingdead #zombies #lurknation
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#CLEVELAND!! I'm at the Improv tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday. Let's try and play nice this time. I don't make fun of the Browns, you don't wait for me in the parking lot. #improv #comedy
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odairski : #murderer
nateskymusic : Kill it bro!!
martyarchibald : I'm in Columbus. Perhaps I'll drive up Sunday and say hey.
masterccomedy : This guy just did my show and you're crazy if you don go see him. You're a crazy person!!!!
4bobbykelly : Ooh not making fun of the browns is a hard thing for even the best of Clevelanders
4bobbykelly : You could make fun of the Browns and then compensate by saying something good about the buckeyes
nateskymusic : COME TO SEATTLE!!
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Gonna be another weird week at Playboy... @pb_morningshow #playboy #comedy #toomuchme
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jakelloyd : Not horrifying at all.
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My buddy @dougmellard released an album called Fart Safari today that is not about farts or safaris. It is hilarious, weird, and unique. If you're into good stuff, you should grab it on iTunes! #fartsafari #dougmellard #comedy #itunes
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codyfluharty : As good as Chinese Affection?
vanatei : dope!
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My first book "Daddy Bear: Three Rabbits Meet The Real World" is coming later this year... #excited #book #comedy #daddybear
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iamcodywandersee : How can we get a copy? Through your website?
shsknightrn : In time for Christmas? Oh I hope so!
kevdawgiedawg : I like how you have it in file. That's very organizational. What's it filed under?
andreaschaircovers : i want!
tommytuff : Nice!
nateskymusic : Hell yeah bro!!
tatom_6969 : A future best seller! @dancumminscomedy
mlewsb : EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Saw this comment card as I was walking out - I feel the same way Chicago. Such a great city for comedy - see u next year! #chicago #comedy #zanies
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daxjordan : You should sell table lights instead of albums
dbeaves : Sell table lights even though they aren't yours to sell! And book a show in indy!
sam_ash : I do rock 👍
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Hell is real, and I have found it's gate. #hummels #dolls #creepy #tacky #Fuckthisdonaldguy
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hightop_hero1 : @_jpostlethwaite 😂😂😂😂😋😂
strictlywrigley : Donald E. Stephens was the mayor of Rosemont for 51 years. His son is the mayor now. You'll see that name on a lot of stuff... Creepy doll museums included. See you at the show tonite!
mark_moon73 : @_jpostlethwaite I would totally go to that museum. Sounds delicious.
tatom_6969 : What the hell is a Hummel? They have museums for EVERYTHING now?? You're right @dancumminscomedy it does resemble the gates of hell...
lambarrileathercraft : @dancumminscomedy I got excited for a moment, though it said "Museum of Hummus" haha
mickandallen : My mom has hundreds! I thought 'the postman' was my dad til I was 13!
dancumminscomedy : My grandma loves them too @mickandallen That's hilarious
nateskymusic : Hey you seem like a cool dude. We should be friends.
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Weird day lurking at work with model/monster @jennymariebaby ..... #lurker #lurknation #zombies #thewalkingdead
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fugly_animals : That is kinda creep Dan (not clown creepy but close). Of course I still followed her.
dk_the_madman : #thelurkingdead
johnaugust726 : Go away @dk_the_madman
dk_the_madman : @johnaugust726 what do you mean "go away?"
phattypaul : Oh no! Alex is going to be eaten 😢
carolefontaine : Haha good one @dancumminscomedy You are creepier than my monster 😂👍
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Do it Chicago!!!! $10 tickets to my Friday night shows with promo code "Hear This!" At Zanies in Rosemont August 21st. #zanies #Chicago #dancummins #lurknation
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kwmelby : Can't get people to buy tickets to your show I see. Sucks to be you
nateskymusic : @kwmelby Someone would have to be severely mentally deranged to not buy tickets to see Dan. Dan has done the world a favor by only charging us 10$ to see the Legend Himself perform in person. I would gladly pay $100,000 to attend one of his majestic shows, but I am so delighted that it only costs $10
kwmelby : @nateskymusic then he would be sold out. So calm yourself, I'm a fan. But it's not that serious, I fight doubt he's doing people a favor, he would gladly take your $100. So just take your meds and sit down.
zaniesrosemont : Can't wait to have you Dan! Anyone buying tickets through our site, enter promo code "HERETHIS" (no spaces)!
eburke04 : You need to come to Seattle
caro6776 : Coming to see you Sept. 11 in KC!! Can't wait!
privilegedman : Cool pic.
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If you donate $10,000, Ronald will return her to her family. #clowns #ronaldmcdonald #mcdonalds #mckidnapper #mcnightmare
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dk_the_madman : Here's a piece of advice, never trust a pedophile clown from the 70's
alysiawood : Why is he wearing a Bon Jovi cut?
servatius1 : @jessica_lovestead 😂
jessica_lovestead : @servatius1 lmfao mckidnapper
tatom_6969 : Ronald already has Grimace, Mayor McCheese, and the Hamburglar chained to the radiator in his basement....... @dancumminscomedy
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Night 2 of 3 with Brian Regan. Misspelled name, but more respectably sized font. #brianregan #progress #movingonup #thejeffersons
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mr.xquisit : 👍
kimblyco : You need to just legally change your name to end in "G" lol
slobbopierce : @dancumminscomedy If you're looking for more stage time, The Comedy Connection in Rhode Island would love to have you on our late show at 10:30 tonight
jnjbflo99 : For crying out loud @dancumminscomedy, bring your ass to Buffalo, NY for a show. PLEASE!!!!!
dancumminscomedy : Thanks @slobbopierce ! Would love to, but we're bussing to Boston after the show. Would love to work RI though!
meister_mcduck : Washington state if you can. I love your specials!
johnsonc89 : Boston is cool... know what's cooler? Philly
spenceroper : Curfew?
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